I'm really sorry
Does he wear glasses or contact lens?
Glasses
You would have to hurry up
He decided his brown leather shoes were the best pair to wear
His back hurt a little, but not like some other time in the past...
when the pain was intolerable
He was thinking his wife doesn't love him at all anymore
He didn't burst into tear and he didn't think...
things most people do...
when they realise someone doesn't love them anymore is cry
Sir, would you mind take a look into the camera here for me?
That's ok, thank you
Have you ever been on your own before? No, never
Are you allergic to any food? No
Your last relationship last how many years?
Around 12
Do you remember how long exactly sir? Eleven years and seven months
Sexual preference? Women
However I had one homosexual experience...
in the past, in college
Is there bisexual option available?
No sir, this option is no longer available since about last summer...
due to several operational problems
I'm afraid you have yo decide right now if you want to be registered as...
homosexual or heterosexual
I think I should be registered as heterosexual
Any children sir? No
And dog?
My brother, he was here couple of years ago, but he didn't make it
You might remember him
Medium built, 48 years old, bald patch, blond hair
I'm afraid no sir
Ok, I like you to write your name clearly on this form
In capital letter and sign please
Very good, thank you very much
So, you're not allow to use volley-ball or tennis court
These are only for the couples
You can use facility for individual sports such as squash and golf
You can stay at hotel for up to 45 days
You would be staying at the single room
If everything goes well and you make it, you would be moved to a double room
I'm afraid you can't keep any of your personal belongings
We will provide everything you need as far as...
garments, accessories, and shoes are concerned
You can keep this Thank you
Shoe size please 44 and a half
44 or 45? there's no half sizes
45
If you need a hair cut, call reception one day ahead, smoking is not allowed
That you would be able to run for longer during the hunt without getting tired...
and you breath won't smell when you kiss
Enjoy your stay
Excuse me
If we need to get hair cut, we must call reception a day before, is that right?
That's right Great
His room number was 101
A tranqulizer gun...
was hanging on the wall above his bed
On the table were 20 tranquilzer darts...
a black plastic watch, a pair of sunglasses...
and a cologne for man
Inside the wardrobe were four identical grey trousers...
four identical button down shirts in white and blue...
a belt, socks, underwear, a blazer...
a striped tie and a white bathrobe
He looked out of window
The unconscious bodies of captured loners...
were lying on the wet ground
"Thank God they wear those water proof ponchos", he thought
Room 195
Two loners, two extra days
Room 272
One loner, one extra day
Hello, I'm the hotel manager, and this gentleman is my partner
We like to welcome you
You're one of the lucky one
You have one of our supreme room which means you have a view
Did you read the lease list Yes it is
Very good
Now the fact you turning into a animal...
if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here...
is not something should upset you or get you down
Just think as a animal...
you have a second chance to find a companion
But even then you must be careful
You need to choose a companion that is similar type animal...
to you
A wolf and a penguin can never live together
Nor a camel and a hippopotamus
That would be absurd, think about it
I understand this discussion is a little unpleasant for you
But it is my duty to prepare you...
psychologically for all possible outcomes
Now have you thought of what animal you like to be if end up alone?
Yes, a lobster
Why a lobster? Because lobster live for over one hundred years
Are blue blood like aristocrat...
and stay fertile all their life
I also like the sea very much
I water ski, swim quite well since I was a teenager
I must congratulate you, the first thing most people think of is a dog...
which is why the world is full of dogs
Very few people choose unusual animal...
which is why they are in danger
A lobster is a excellent choice
Could you stand for us please?
This is to show you how easy life is...
when there are two of something rather than just one
We tend to forget that from time to time
The handcuff will be removed the same time tomorrow
I'm sorry bob
Hope you enjoy staying with us
Goodbye
Have a good day
Good morning
Room 101, 44 days left
Breakfast is served
His first day was one he never forget
Near his table of breakfast sat a young women...
with her head tilted back
Later he would learn...
she often got nose bleed
Next to her sat her best friend
He thanked the waiter who served his coffee...
and thought about his wife for a moment
A woman who seems to like butter biscuit...
offered one to a man drinking...
a Compari soda for breakfast
He then looked behind him saw a woman...
who would later find out was absolutely heartless
And some others in the couple's area...
whom he may never meet druing his stay at the hotel
That morning he was really hungry
He could eat a whole chicken...
but ate almost nothing
Hello Hello
I decided to go for a walk ouside with my new friend
Let me introduce you
This is Robert, he stay in the room next to mine had a lisp
Please to meet you, I stay in the room 101
I'm on the same floor, 186
Would you like to join us? Why not
One of these days gonna be me on one of those yachts
Why those yachts?
The final ordeal before letting you go
The hardest one
15 days of vacation just a couple alone, didn't you read the leaflet?
I did
Did you see John's leg?
No
John, could you show your leg?
Oh yeah
Room 187, day 2
Hello everyone
My mother was left on her own when my father fell in love with a woman...
who was better at math than she was
She has postgraduate degree, I think
While my mother only a graduate
I was 19 at the time
My mother entered the hotel but didn't make it and was turning into a wolf
I really miss her
I found out she's been moved to a zoo
I often went there to see her
I give her raw meat
I knew the wolf like raw meat
But I couldn't figure out which of the wolves was my mother
So I used to give a little bit to each of them
One day I decided to enter the enclosure
I really missed her and I wanted a hug
I climbed the fence and jumped in
All the wolves charged at once and attacked me
All but two stood motionless
I guess one of those two must be my mother
The zoo guard got to me quite quickly and took me to the hospital
Thankfully I didn't lose my leg
I just had this limp
Which also is my defining characteristic
My wife died six days ago
She was very beautiful and I love her very much
She had limp too
Thank you John, you can return to you seat
Let's move on to our next guest, room 104, day 2
Hello everyone
This is only my second day here
But already I feel like a member of wonderful group
My defining characteristic is that I have very beautiful smile
Something's gotten hold of my heart
Keeping my soul and my senses apart
Something's gotten into my life
Have you ever dance with anybody?
Sorry?
Have you ever dance with anybody?
Yes
What sort of dancing you should do?
Just depends on the music
Do you need to sit down?
No, no, I'm getting ready to dance
Can I sit here?
I'm sorry
Can I sit here? Of course
Let me introduce you to my best friend
That woman you were talking to have no feeling whatsoever
She feels nothing at all She's the best hunter in hotel
Silent and very fast
She's the women record holder
192 captors
Changing the grey, changing the blue
Scarlet for me...
it's scarlet for you
if this is the real thing
Would you like to dance?
Every day yeah
You touch me and my mind goes astray yeah
And baby, and Baby
Something's gotten hold of my heart
Dragging my soul to a beautiful land
Something's gotten into my life
I'm sorry, I got the blood on your shirt
But don't worry, there are many ways to remove blood stain from clothing
One way is to wring the clothes to cold water, then rub in sea salt
Another way is to srape the stain with cotton ball dip in ammonia
The third way is to make flour mold into a paste like toothpaste
Especially it the clothes are delicate or bright color
But juse never use warm water on blood, ever
Ok
But then you, you, you
You came my way
But then you came my way
And a feeling unknown shook my heart...
make me want you to stay
all of my nights and all of my days
I think I have to rest for a little bit
My leg hurts That's ok
But let me know when you feel better, and we can dance again
Keeping my soul and my senses apart
Something has invaded my light
Painting my sleep with the colours so bright
Changing the gray changing the blue
Scarlet for me
it's scarlet for you
Leave the building in orderly fashion
Do hurry up, and please be carefully
no one should get hurt or injured...
and good luck with the hunt
I wish I didn't have this limp
I used to good at running, but not anymore
I'm sure would be slower than them
If I were you, I think of some trick that choose element of surprise...
instead of speed
You're right
That's what I would do
Back when you loved me
You asked me one morning while we were talking
"what was life about?"
I turned and told you for some it's the wine
for some it's the glory
for some it's being rich
but for me it is only you
for some it's the glory
for some it's being rich
but for me it is only you
Now that your heart has changed
And you love someone else
You still wonder what they're saying
How my own heart beats
Are there perhaps more people like me exist
Dead on the inside
Alive on the outside
Dead on the inside
Alive on the outside
Room 186
One loner, one extra day
38 days left, plus one, 39
Room 180
The day of your stay remain unchanged
Room 290
Four loners, four extra days
154 days left, plus four, 158
Room 101
The day of your stay remain unchanged
32 days left
Breakfast is served
Man eats alone
How many darts did you use yesterday? 12
Please take off your trousers and sit on the bed
Can we not do this today?
It's awful
I know, but I'm afraid we have to do it
And you have no idea how much it help you psychologically...
in your search for partner
Man eats with woman
ls your room number 186? Yes it is
I imagine you know masturbation is not permitted
in the room or any other area of the hotel
Yes
And yet, it is been brought to my attention you continue to do it
Today, you became erect quicker than other days, that's good
Please, just a little longer
Have a good day
That's awful, just awful
Are you looking at the photograph while you masturbating?
Yes
What does the photograph show?
A naked woman on a horse in the country
If I were in your shoes I would not be ogling the naked woman but the horse
I'm sure that horse's once a weak and cowardly man...
just like you
Woman walks alone
Help
This is not necessary, please...
It was a accident, I just get carry away
This is not necessary Please
Please place your hand on the toaster This could be a warning
I've been good otherwise, I...
I'm sorry
I'm sorry, please
Please, please, I'm sorry
Woman walks with man
What they do as soon as you enter the room...
is to wash you body and your head really well
How did you know?
My uncle used to know a waiter who worked here
The waiter know the procedure
They are not allow to inside that room
Nevertheless, they peel off the skin...
which has become soft due to the watering and soap
Afterward they remove the heart, the eyes and other vital organs of the body...
with laser or scalpels
Then the procedure changes according to the animal one has choosen
That makes total sense
I mean I suppose mammals demand different kind of work than...
fowl, for example Exactly
Afterward they throw remaining body parts of
the carcass outside the hotel restaurant...
and distribute the blood to the hospital in the city
Why is that
The blood is used for surgery where there aren't blood donor available
New guests arrived yesterday Yes I saw them
I think I saw a woman with limp
It is just sprained ankle
She would be walking normally again after a few days
That's a shame
It's a shame indeed
One night on the coach, he sat next to woman who like butter biscuit
He gazed out of the window, not looking at anything in particular
Just trying avoid talking to her
How is Bob? He is fine
Give anything to go for a walk with you and Bob one afternoon
The dogs are not allow there's a rule, I'm afraid
"There are some excuses no one can't argue with", he thought
Some excuses without a doubt better than others
That was really good one
These biscuits are for Bob
I want you to give them to him whenever you want to reward him for something
Tell him it is from me Thank you
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat
I could give you a blow job
Or you could just fuck me
I always swallow after fellatio and absolutely
have no problem with anal sex if that's you thing
My ex-husband always used to said that
I have the most beautiful size he's ever see, but let's not talk about him
My room number is 180, so my telephone extension is 180
Hope catch some loners tonight
Haven't caught any the last few nights
Hope you catch lots too
Thank you very much
If I don't find a suitable partner soon
I'm gonna kill myself by throwing myself out of one of room
Out the window
I want you to know that
My room is on the first floor
"I hope catch some loners today"...
she said
"And I hope you catch lots too"
She then told him that if she didn't...
find suitable partner soon
She was going to kill herself by jumping from one of room windows
320, maybe
Or one higher up, 480, that would be even better
When she stop talking
He stare at her blankly, not knowing what to say
Him then look out of the woods, thought once more...
how good his excuse's been
Not bad, a bit higher
You thought about what animal you wanna be if you don't make it?
A lobster
I'm gonna be a parrot if I don't make it
Why don't you become parrot too, then we all be together?
You're complete idiot
Picking one of few animals that can talk...
when you have a speech impediment
You're lisp even as a animal
As for you, they will catch you and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die
And then crack open you claws with a tool by prying it,
then suck up what little flesh you have with their mouth
You're pathetic, both of you
I'm not gonna be turning into some animal, I'll come visit you though...
with my patner, then we walking together in some park of...
where we swimming in the sea when we're on one of our trip
Friends
Room 187 please
It's not coincidence that targets are shape like single people and not couples
Hello
You swimsuit is very nice
Thank you very much You're welcome
Do you like to swim breaststroke, front row, batterfly or backstroke?
I like all sorts equally
You know I love breaststroke
Oh really, my friends often teased me, said...
"stop swimming breaststroke all the time"...
and they laughed
Breaststroke is great
It's excellent exercise for the back
When swimming breaststroke, men shouldn't wear swimming shorts...
has really limit movement in the buttocks
But you know that, didn't you?
I think your nose is bleeding
Really?
Oh no
This happen to me all the time
It's really, really annoying
I know, I have nose bleeding problem too
I saw what you did, must have hurt
Is it coming out
No
Yes
Can I use the tissue Yes
Can I ask you a question, I want you to answer me honestly
What's worse? to die of cold and hunger in the woods
To become a animal would be killed or eaten by some big animal
Or have nose bleed from time to time
To become a animal would be killed or eaten by some big animal
Exactly
She isn't suspect you're lying? No
I'm very happy because we have a new couple
They met just two days ago
But they very much in love and perfect suited
They both have same problem with their noses
They bleed quite suddenly
Tomorrow they will be transfer to a double room...
with larger wardrobe and larger bathroom
They will remain in the double room for two weeks...
and then been transferred to the yacht for the further two weeks
We wish you every success and hope you return to the city as a couple
I'm very happy Me too
Congratulation
The course of your relationship will be monitored closely...
by our stuffs and by me personally
If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing...
that you can't resolve yourselves
You would be asign children
That usually helps a lot
Good morning
Room 101, 7 days left
Breakfast is served
You have really nice hair
I know
Look
How do you like mine?
I think yours quite dry hair
Color is ok though
The most important thing is that you're not bald
However when comes to men, bald is always the possibility you can't avoid
ls your father bald? No he isn't
And even if somedays I lose my hair
There are things I can do to get my hair back
I can have a hair transplant
You always can tell someone had a hair transplant
I know Nice hair is not something you can get
It's something you born with
The fact your father isn't bald shouldn't put you at ease
Have you decided what you're going to do in your last day?
I'm still thinking about it
Morning ladies
So, today is your last day
And as the customary, you can choose...
how you like to spend your last night
What I always said in this situation is it would
be wise to do something you can't do as animal
For example read a work of classic literature...
or sing a song you really like
It would be silly to choose...
for example, a walking the ground...
or have sex intercourse with another person,
those are things you can do as animal
But first, your best friend is reading something...
she like to read you, it's really very touching
We always sat together at school...
and whenever I had a problem...
I told you about it because you always give the best advice
When we didn't manage to find...
dance partner at the school prom
The fact we were together at that difficult moment give me strength
I'm sorry things come to this
I'm sure if you have a few more days
You would find someone just like I did, because you're a adorable person...
and you have very beautiful hair and very nice breath
I'm always jealous of your hair...
you know that
You were, are, and always will be my best friend
And I'll think of you often, and I'll always wear those silver earing...
you give me for my birthday
I'll miss you
And However many new girl friends I make in a few days...
when I move back into the city
I don't think I'll find another as true...
I like to ask for the ¡Stand By Me¡·...
with River Phoenix, Kiefer Sutherland...
and Richard Dreyfuss, alone
Excellent choice
Lovely film
Please leave a message
Hello
You're probably in the bathroom, that's why you can't hear phone ring
Nothing like a cold shower in the morning
Well, I'll call you a little bit later after you finish your shower
We'll talk later
Bye
One day, as he was playing golf
He thought that it is more difficult to pretend
you do have feelings when you don't...
than to pretend you don't have feelings when you do
He also thought that he like her accent
and he always prefer woman with short hair
So he decided she was the one
During the hunt, he would followed her
And as soon as she shot a loner, he would said to her:
"I wish we have real gun...
instead of this silly tranquilizer one...
why don't you kill him with your bare hands?"
And the moment she put her hand around loner's throat
He would said:
"I hope him die right the way"
What happened?
She jumped from the window of room 180
There are bloods and biscuits everywhere I hope she die right the way
On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies
I just hope her pathetic scream...
can't be heard from my room
Because I was thinking about having a lie down and I need peace and quiet
I was playing golf and I'm quite tired
The last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly
I can't hear you with all this screaming
We'll talk some other time when it's quieter
Good bye
One message
Hello
You're probably in the bathroom, that's why you can't hear phone ring
Nothing like a cold shower in the morning
Well, I'll call you a little bit later after you finish your shower
We'll talk later
Bye
Do you mind if I join in
You like Martini
I think we're a match Yes, I think so too
The keys to the double room, please
I wish you the best of the luck, we all wish you the best of the luck
Do you normally sleep on the left side of the bed or the right?
The right, you? The left, perfect
Should I shut off the light or would you like to read?
I like to read, does light bother you? No
I'm not bothered by light or noise
I'm deep sleeper
Hello Hello
Congratulation Thank you
This is our new daughter, her name is Elizabeth
Elizabeth, give this nice man a kiss, he is a friend of mine
The last thing I want right now is a kiss from silly little girl
Come on, you know
Don't cry, you should thank me, Elizabeth
Now you have a limp and would be more like your father
Good morning
I killed your bother
I left him to die very slowly
He may not be dead yet as now we speak
I was kicking him for ages
Doesn't matter
He whined a little the strangest kind of bark, something like this
Must have been from pain
You didn't hear anything? No
You really are deep sleeper
Would you like some coffee? I love some
As soon as I wash my face and brush my teeth
I can't wait to hear that story you promise to tell me last night...
about that student of yours in the university, and his awful final project
It's really very funny story
His name is Ryess
R-y-e-s-s, Ryess
It is not tear, just water, I just washed my face
I knew you were lying
I can't understand why you did it
When you know as anyone...
that relationship can not be built on the lie
We're going to the hotel manager right now, and you'll get the punishment you deserve
What's the punishment for this
They turn you into animal no one wants to be
I saw you patner went back that way
He looked frantic
Is everything ok?
At first he wanted to kill her in some horrible and painful way...
like the death she inflicted on his brother
He thought about kicking her in the stomach over and over again
And then stabbing her in the same spot in the stomach
Then he thought there wouldn't be much point because she's already unconscious...
and wouldn't feel any pain from the kick or the knife
You have to shoot me, so they don't suspect I helped you
A hotel maid helped him
He couldn't understand why she did it
So he decided to turn her into a animal
He dragged her to the room with transformation took place
I asked him many times what sorts of animal he turn her into
But he always give me the same answer
"That's none of your concern"
That night he left the hotel...
once and for all
He began to run without knowing where he was heading
But he was heading to us
This was the start of his new life
Back then, he didn't know how much it hurts to be alone
How much it hurts when you can not reach to rub pain relieve ointment on your back
And you're constantly in pain
Find him in the woods, he escaped from hotel
Are you a doctor by any chance?
No
That's a pity
We need a doctor around
We had one, but they caught him a couple of months ago
I'm a achitect
That's ok, so welcome
You can stay with us for as long as you like
You can be a loner until the day you die, there is no time limit
Thank you very much
Anyway, any romantic or sexual relations...
between loners are not permitted
And any such acts are punished, is that clear?
Can I have a converstation with someone?
Of course you can, so long as there is no flirting or anything like that
That apply to dance nights as well
We all dance by ourselves
That's why we only play electronic music
What happened to you mouth
He can't speak, he's getting the red kiss
What's the red kiss?
We slash his lips with razor
and lips of another loner, then force them to kiss each other
That was couple of days ago now
But the cuts are deep, so they're still in pain
They were flirting, you know
Some punishments are worse than other punishments
Having your thumb cut is worse than having you head shaved
And having a hot boiled egg under you arm pit...
is worse than having you leg kicked
The punishment I'm afraid of isn't the red kiss but another one
It is called the red intercourse
I have never seen it happened
But it's not difficult to imagine what it is means
Oh my God, I'm so afraid of it
Move
Hide
Move
Hide
That was the first time I saw him
He was hiding behind a tree close to mine
He seems quite presentable
The next day, in the city
He found out that I was shortsighted too
That night in my sleep, I dreamed...
we lived in a big house together in the city...
with large and well lit kitchen
And I was wearing dark blue trousers...
and tight green blouse
And he took my clothes off and fuck me up the ass
And as he was fucking me, a thug came into the kitchen...
and took the steak knife from the second drawer...
and attacked us, stabbing the knife into our belly...
one by one
I woke up terrified
Try harder
Don't give up, you know you should've been more careful
Try harder, or they'll find you...
and you would be turning into a animal, a weak one
We must get to move on now
It's really too dangerous to stay here
If you manage to free yourself, run as fast as you can, and come find us
If you manage to free yourself, but think you'll die from bleeding
Go straight to your grave
Have you dug your own grave?
¡ªYes ¡ªVery good
That's enough for now
I'm going to go hunting for truffles
They are delicious and quite rare
A kilo can fetch a lot of money
You're going to need a pig
they are impossible to find out otherwise
I know Don't be long
Gonna get them back in 50 minutes
Hello David Hello Robert
What you did to that woman is dreadful She killed my brother
I would've done the same thing if she killed you
You, you're like a brother to me
Oh you're my best friend of the whole world
I don't think I'm your best friend of the whole world
You used to spend much time with John
Oh, who's John?
John, the limping man Oh yeah
I didn't even remember his name, or his face
You're the one I think of whenever I need a friend
Nevertheless, did John make it?
They're getting ready for the yacht
All begin this week
Everyone said they're going to make it as perfect suited...
and a child could help them pass the fighting and arguing
That's great You're not thinking coming back?
You know if you told the hotel manager about your brother
She probably forgive you
No, it's really nice to be on your own
There is no one tying you down
You listen to music whenever you like, You masturbate whenever you want
Go for a walk whenever you like, have a chat whenever you like
I don't miss companionship at all
I just miss you, because you're my one true friend
Are you gonna shoot me?
I'm afraid so, I only have two days left
What did you said?
I can't understand what you speak
I'm gonna shoot you, I only have two days left...
and I need more time
Do you actually believe another day would make a difference?
Have you seen how ugly you are
You haven't got a chance
If I was a woman...
Don't tell anyone I helped you
If you want to repay me, there is a way
If you kill a rabbit, bring it to me to eat
You promise? Yes
Bye Bye
- Hello. - Hello.
You brought what I asked for?
Of course
The gun is in the pocket with the electronic keys...
with the numbers of the double rooms.
Try not to lose the keys
I need to return them
I propose we act on Saturday...
after the ball Everyone is tired...
and most employees are gone on the week-end.
And the shampoo?
I forgot
I'll bring two bottles next time
Do you know how fantastic you are?
Please make a note for the shampoo so you don't forget
I need to tell you something
What?
This is my last mission
I can't do it anymore
I can't stand living in that horrible mansion...
with that fat dentist
He keeps asking if I've flossed
He makes me clean my teeth after every meal
no matter how small it is
After we're finished setting up for the big night
you can come and live with us
I'll find another mole
I don't think I'll ever find someone as efficient as you
but I need to respect your wishes
Be patient just a few more days...
and don't forget to take your birth control pill. Ok?
Thank you
No, thank you
You were fantastic
He carefully flayed the rabbit with sharp knife...
and cut off his head
He then sliced open its belly...
and stuffed with well washed red and green peppers...
not too spicy, and a little garlic and mint
He then soak it to lemon juice and leave it a while to marinate the flesh
Before you skewer it on a stick and roast over the fire for about an hour
That's my favourite food
Rabbit
Woman, brunette, 50 years old
Marriage certificate expired two months ago
My husband went on a bussiness trip Ok, may I have a look?
Hands
No dirt under her nails or mud under her shoes
9, Belsize road
So your husband does away Yes
Where? Bath
Good morning, sir
Are you here alone?
Good morning, officer
No, I'm here with my partner
She's inside one of the stores shopping right now
Can I see you certificate please?
My partner keep it in her purse
You see, I'm losing it all the time
I see, and what store is she shopping in?
Oh, here she is
I'm sorry, darling
They have such huge variety pain relieve ointment
I bought you this one, I hope it's the one you're looking for
That's wonderful, dear, can I have my certificate?
Of course, darling, would you like to see mine, officer?
No, that's ok
Thank you, sir
You have a good day
Thank you, officer, you have a good day Madam
Sir
If I'm walking too slowly, just say it
And I'll pick up my pace
This pace is fine
Maybe you don't squeeze my hand so tightly, my palms are getting a little sweety
Better? Yes, much better
Are you planning on buying anything else nice for yourself while we're here?
Yes, contact len solution...
and Packer rollerball
I didn't know you're short-sighted
I'm short-sighted too
Will you stay a few days?
I'm afraid not, papa
We're heading back again today
tomorrow I'm going away on a bussiness trip
You know how demanding my job is
Don't ask if I can stay a few days everytime I come
Do you all work for the same company?
Yes Yes
My daughter said to me it's a very fine company
Do you agree?
It's a rather good company Yes it is
One of the best, I would say
The only problem with job is that I don't have much time...
for my wife and kids
We have four beautiful children
Congratulation
Thank you Thank you
But even if we don't have children
I would never dream of leaving my wife
Even if it just two of us, on our own, we go on trips
We go to Portofino in Italy, and go to Greek island for the summer
So our relationship would be as intense as it was at the start
I love my wife so much...
I could die for her
That's how much I love her
We first day in the city did great
That part about holiday destination in the Mediterranean was really brilliant
Thank you very much
When did you become short-sighted?
When I was 16
You? When I was 12
What was maker of your first pair of glasses?
I don't remember
Do you have astigmatism too? Yes
Would you like me to rub some balm...
on your back?
On the bits you can't reach on you own?
I like that
Here? A little lower please
Here? Yes
Hello everyone, and good luck
The room numbers are as follows
Room 306, the hotel manager and her partner
They both have nice voices
Room 240, couple who both love to ski
Room 282, couple who both studied social science
Name of the yacht Bliss, couple prone to nose bleed
You and you take 306
You and you take 240
You take 282
And you two, take the yacht
Can I go to the yacht?
Ok then, you take the yacht
And you take 282
And us three will take the manager room
We have 40 minutes
Wake up
Get up
Sit down and sit over there
Put your hands behind your back
A basketball weights between 550 and 650 grams
Did you know that? No, I didn't know that
Yes
The weight is different for men's and women's game
That's roughly how much it weights
Do you know how much volleyball weights? No, but I like to find out
Good evening Good evening
I have something to tell you
His nose doesn't really bleed on its own
He bangs it against the wall or piece of hard wood, or something like that
Or he cut it with pen knife when you're not looking
You two are not suited
Shut up
Dad, tell him to leave, I'm sleepy
And I'm quite sure that stain on his T-shirt isn't blood...
but cherry juice or tomato ketchup, or red water color paint...
or something like that, or beetroot juice
Do you love her?
With all my heart
How much do you love her? On the scale of 1 to 15
14
14 is a very impressive score
He love her very much indeed
Who do you think we should kill?
Who will be able to live on their own better
Here is the knife, mom, kill him
You better get out before you can
Ok
That's all I came to said anyway
You?
If this woman die, do you think you manage on you own?
Or will you get involve with someone else?
No, I can live alone, she can't
I'm on my own for hours when she got out the hotel
I like sitting in the room...
relaxes me, calms me
I like it a lot
I can definitely live on my own
No! Be quiet
Take it
Shoot her
No
No, no, no
Where were you?
I was looking for you
I was masturbating behind those trees over there
Why aren't you dancing?
My legs are little sore
Did you dig your grave
Not yet
I don't mean to pressure you, or to ruin the mood, now we're celebrating
But at some point you have to do it
Don't expect anyone else to dig your grave for you or to carry your corpse
Or throw some dirts over you, that's about it
tomorrow find a spot you like, well the ground isn't too rocky to make a start
Enjoying the rest evening Thank you
As soon as his last patient left, I entered his office and I said to him:
"honey, the dinner is ready...
however, I'm not sure I can eat right now...
one of my front teeth hurts a lot...
can you take a look, please dear?"
"Yes, sure, no problem", he said
And the minute he turn his head
I took the drill and I shoved to his chest
That story sounds really interesting...
but I have to leave
I just remember I left some batteries next to tree down there...
and the last thing I want is to lose them
Sorry
Did you catch rabbits? No, someone brought them
Who? Friend of mine
Do you want one? No
You don't need to accept rabbits from other people
If you need more rabbits, just ask, and I'll bring more
Catching rabbit is difficult, but I try to do better
There is no need for you to be in debt to the others
Thank you very much
The man who brought you rabbits, is he short-sighted?
I don't know, I don't think so
Ok
Is that a sparrow up that tree?
Can't really see that far, I don't think so
Are you short-sighted? No
You're lying it's truth
What does it say here?
YKK
You knew that already
All zips say the same thing
I'm not short-sighted
I don't understand why you won't believe me?
I can see you really clearly, I used to be a pilot
You wear contact lenses
I don't wear contact lenses, I'm not short-sighted, I swear
You're, you think I'm a idiot and can't tell
Let me see
I want to see your eyes
Look up
Up, up,
Look down now
Look left
Look right
Up again
I'm sorry
I thought you try to fool me
I'm sorry
For this synchronization exercise, we have to fully concentrate...
as we both have to press play at the exactly the same time
Why don't we just use one headset?
Because that's the whole point
This is the exercise for us
We have to be totally synchronize
Ok
I'm ready Ok
5...
4...
3...
2...
We developed a code that we can communicate with each other...
even in front of the others without them knowing what we're saying
When we turn our heads to the left, it means...
"I love you more than anything in the world"
When we turn our heads to the right, it means...
"Watch out, we're in danger"
We have to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up
"I love you more than anything in the world"...
with "watch out, we're in danger"
When we raise out left arm, it means...
"I want to dance in you arm"
When we make a fist and put it behind our back
It means "Let's fuck"
The code grew, and grew as the time went by
And within a few weeks, we could talk about almost anything...
without even opening our mouths
Stop it
That's enough, show my parents some respect
They're playing you music
That's ok
No mother, that's not ok
Please continue
Do you want me to play same piece or something else
Something else
Didn't your parents play beautifully?
Yes they did, it's wonderful
We love each other, and we suit each other
And that's the reason why we decide to leave the woods...
and stay together forever in the city
tomorrow, during the hunt, we're going to disappear...
and everyone would think we been captured
And then we're going to turn into dogs or canary something
I think the first thing I'm going to do when I get into the city...
is buy a bathrobe
And then we're going to a pool with high diving board...
perfect for diving
And then we do lots of different things together, serious thing, not silly one...
like go for a walk in the park or play the guitar together...
It stops there
There's notes at the back, but I don't think it's important
Read the notes
Portofino: Italy fishing village...
upmarket resort famous for its picturesque harbour
Population: 439
Beachs nearby: Paraggi beach, Camogli, Chiavari...
and Lavagna
Serifos: Greek island located in the western Cyclades
Where did you find that?
By the river
Someone must've dropped it during the hunt
Give it to me
I'll take care of it
Can you imagine why I brought you to such quiet place today?
No
Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave
Now cover yourself with soit
Use your hands
Over your face too
You wouldn't want your face to get eaten by dogs, would you?
If you die before me, I'll visit you as often as I can, I promise
I think we should leave right now
The three of us coming here...
in stead of two or four is very dangerous
How didn't we think it early
Highly likely the doctor will suspect us
I suggest that we leave the first chance we get
Right now in the fact
Don't be afraid
No one will suspect a thing
I bet you aren't expect the surprise
isn't it wonderful? Yes it is
Still I like a few days just to think it over so that...
I could maybe have the surgery...
when next time come to the city?
What is that to think about?
It's better to see clearly, or to be short-sighted? is that it?
That's absurd, you know that
Anyway, this doctor is the best as is
And it's very difficult to get a appointment
I called him months ago to get him to see you today
She's blind Thank you
Throw down your knife and stand up
Why did you have to blind me?
You could blind him?
I have no idea what you're talking about
The drugs are messing with you head
If I were you, I would try and be a little braver about the whole thing
And now get up and give me your knife
Or I'll hit you and take it by force
Here I come
I swear I'll kill you
Let go of my hair
You're hurting me
Just think that when someone goes blind
One of other senses is heightened
You could also capture a dog in the woods, and train him to guide you
Dog can do that, you know?
I'll help you catch a dog myself
Now calm down, or I'm going to leave you here...
and I don't think you'll manage to find meeting of two on your own
Are you enjoying the view
Sure
What happened to your hand?
I was cutting a tree branch with a knife...
and I cut myself by accident
You look handsome today, did you get you haircut?
Thank you, no, I didn't get my haircut
I'm going to get my haircut today
Look what I brought you?
Oh, thank you so much, I'm so hungry, I'll eat it right away
it's a big flashlight Oh, I'm sorry
It's so big, I thought it was a rabbit
The biggest flashlight I've ever seen
Are you ready for today
Of course I am
I want to tell you something,..
But please don't be angry
Ok, what's wrong?
I can't see anything
I'm blind
What do you mean?
There is no point to lying to you
You'll find out soon or later
Our leader blinded me in the city
She must've realised I love you, you love me...
and we're going to run away to the city together
I'm sorry
You can't see at all?
No, not at all
And why you asked for my haircut?
I was just saying that...
so you wouldn't realise I could't see
I'm sorry
Don't cry, cry will make our eyes hurt more
We'll find a way
What blood type are you?
B
From the first time I saw her, I knew she was the one
As she stared in my eyes and smiled
And her lips were the colour of the roses
That grew down the river, all bloody and wild
Do you like berries? blue berries? Black berries?
No, no Oh
Can you play the piano?
No
Plastic cup
That's right, very good
Do you speak German?
No
I could teach you German
It would take a least a year for you be able to speak the basic not fluently
So there is no point
You know, German is one of the most difficult language in the world to learn
Because its grammar is very complicated
I brought you something
Fish
On the second day, I brought her a flower
She was more beautiful than any woman I'd seen
And I said, "Do you know where the wild roses grow...
So sweet and scarlet and free?"
Kiwi That's right, 10 out of 10, then again
Can I give you a kiss?
I can't thank you enough for all the activities and games...
to keep me company
But you know we can't do that anymore
Would you like to play another round of touch, guess thing, win
No, that's enough for today
In any case, I run out of things to test you with
Maybe tomorrow, or one of these days
tomorrow morning?
We'll see
Bye Bye
Good afternoon
How are you?
Fine
I'm hungry
You haven't brought me a rabbit for days,..
Or things for me to touch and guess
I've got good news
I had a great idea
Have you a minute?
What kind of idea?
I raise my left foot
I bring my elbow to my knee, and tap it twice
I bring my foot to my knee, and tap it three times
And I face down, I knee down
I touch my left cheek, and then lie face up
You're sure you prepare to do that?
Yes, of course I'm sure
I wouldn't propose otherwise
When?
Tomorrow
We should speed up a little
I can't go much faster
These trousers are too tight, I'm sorry
It was dark, I couldn't see clearly
And I didn't have time to try them on
I'm sorry
Never mind
There is a bus coming
It was the hotel coach
They didn't see us
Profile
Fingers
Elbows
Would you like me to show you my belly?
No, I remember you belly very well
Smile
Can I have a knife and fork please?
Not a butter knife, steak knife
Second
Thank you
I'm going to do with the knife
Do you want me to come with you? I rather you didn't
Don't worry
It's strange at first, but you get used to it
And you other senses are heightened
Touch, for example, and hearing
I know
I won't be long
Thank you very much